Sponsor |  fgviva | Mar 6, 9:04am | I found this posted on another blog
what do you think.....
"For months now, I have made it no secret that I am looking for a job. I think I am listed on every national and regional job seeker database there is.
So this morning, I get this e-mail from Lockheed Martin and think "Ok. What would an aeronautics engineering firm want with me?" The e-mail says:
Dear Erin ,
I am looking for qualified candidates to fill an opening, and the accounting background on your online resume seems to make you a solid match. Here is some basic information about this Cost Estimator position.
Lockheed Martin
Cost Estimator
$50,000 - $80,000: Excellent Income with long term career growth
We are looking for someone who is a self starter with a solid accounting background. To learn more about the position or to apply, please click on the link below. If your browser does not support the link, simply copy and paste it into another browser and access the Web site that way. Either way, you'll be able to review the opening's responsibilities, requirements and perks.
So I think "HOLY SHIT!!" when I see the cash, but immediatly become skeptical. I have trust issues, remember?
So I click on the fill out the application link and learn my skepticizm is right. If this were a job application, why would they need to know my cell number and who my service provider is? The answer is, they don't. This is a spammer trap so I can get a brazillion text messages about shit I don't want, need or have any use for.
The sad thing is, I get about one of these a week. I'm not stupid enough to fall for it, but what about the poor assholes out there who are looking for a job just like I am? These outfits comb through sites like Monster and CareerBuilder, looking for names and then they send out these messages in the hopes you will be stupid enough to fall for it.
I, for one, hope that the guy who thought this up gets his nuts caught in a Lockheed Martin plane engine. I hope cannibals eat his children. I hope his wive gives him AIDS after she picks it up from his boss.
I want his hair to fall out and his feet to get as large as an elephant's nuts. I want his tongue to become black and curly like unkempt pubic hair. I want a lot of things for this dickcheese, but mostly ... I want him to leave me the fuck alone." |
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